The general public is hereby informed that there was no firearm found at any educational institution in St. Kitts and Nevis.
The logic behind the invention of such an unhelpful rumour continues to escape us.
Still, we offer prayers and words of advice to anyone who may be feeling unusually idle.
It is always better to be constructive than destructive.
Should one wish to use their creative skills to spread fictional stories of criminal activity, the #RSCNPF strongly encourages that such tales be penned for official publishing as essays or short stories, potentially turning ‘shoo-shoo’ and ‘melee’ into money.
Concocting and spreading verbal tales of criminal activity casts dark, far-reaching shadows over our society, wastes valuable time, depletes limited resources, and benefits no one.
Let us strive to be better this year, both to ourselves and to each other.